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4.10 Gold Bar
Golden Pelicans
Advlts
Quitter

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4.11 at Gold Bar & the Crown
GLITTERTHIGHS PRESENTS
TWO ROOM SHOW!
TT The Artist
Double Dutchess
Big Dipper
Mighty Mark
DJ Lemz
Day Creeper
Bloody Show

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4.15 Gold Bar
PURE POP NIGHT, VOL 1
Ne-hi
Joy Classic
Surf Harp

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4.16 Gold Bar
Protomartyr
Spray Paint
Big Christ

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4.17 Gold Bar
White Fang
Denny and the Jets
DJ DAD WEED
TBA

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4.18 Metro Gallery
Loop
The Flying Eyes
Jowe Head (Swell Maps/ Television Personalities)

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4.19 Gold Bar
RECORD STORE DAY SHOW!
Presented by Celebrated Summer Records & Unregistered Nurse

Old Lines
Criminal Code
WARXGAMES

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4.24 Gold Bar
Ravagers
Games
Slow Jerks

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4.25 Gold Bar
The Death Set EP Release
The Sneaks
Wax Witches
Judge Mental

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5.2 at Gold Bar & the Crown
Uunregistered Nurse & W33ddog 666 presents

TWO ROOM SHOW

The Skull Defekts
Asa Osbourne
Horse Lords
Microkingdom
Multicult
Wume

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5.3 Ottobar
The Men
Nude Beach
The Convocation
Deletions


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5.8 Metro Gallery
Howler (Rough Trade Records)
Babes
TBA


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5.21 Charm City Art Space
Titus Andronicus
with TBA

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5.24 Ottobar
SOUTHPAW RECORDS 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY


with
Reigning Sound
Sam Coffey and the Iron Lungs
Advlts

DJs
The Thing With Two Heads & Robbie Fearless of Save Your Soul
+ more!!!

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6.7& 6.8 the Crown, the Gold Bar & Wind Up Space
LADYFEST BALTIMORE
Two days of bands women/ feminist bands
a not-for-profit fest
to benefit House of Ruth Maryland

Big Mouth (Bmore)
Coup Savage and the Snips (DC)
Creepoid (Philly)
Crimson Wave (Bmore)
Dasher (Atlanta)
Glittoris (Bmore)
Lizz King (Bmore)
Mr. Moccasin (Bmore)
Puff Pieces (DC)
Sexgender (Bmore)
Shady Hawkins (NY)
Trophy Wife (Philly)
Wet Brain (Bmore)
Whorepaint (NY)
and more, TBA

Plus daytime workshops, and a market of women-made goods



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Booking + promo, shows + tours

CONFIRMED! 8.25++ CLICK PICTURE TO RSVP!! ++

DIARRHEA PLANET (Infinity Cat Records, Nashville)
FACEBOOK THE SO SO GLOS FACEBOOK + more TBA $8 admission get tickets HEREP4KROLLING STONESTEREOGUM VIDEO Diarrhea Planet is a six-piece rock and roll band from Nashville, TN. Their sound has often been described as The Ramones holding Van Halen hostage with an arsenal of fireworks and explosives. Diarrhea Planet’s four guitarists provide enough riffs to make Jack Black squeal like a schoolgirl, while lead singer Hodan delivers enough hooks to straighten the curl out of Justin Timberlake’s hair. In a world of unintelligible lo-fi recording, reverb drenched vocals, and tuneless guitars, Diarrhea Planet aims to put the backbone back into rock and roll. The band initially formed in the Spring of 2009 with drummer Casey, and two guitarists Jordan Smith and Evan P. Donohue. That fall the band decided to flesh out their sound with bass and a third guitar, adding Mike Boyle and Brent Toler. They self-released the five song EP, Aloha, in November. The album sounded like a mix between an uncontrollable college party and a gut-wrenching Tae Bo workout. With the Mediafire link popping up on a variety of blogs, Aloha became a sleeper online sensation. Perhaps due to the unusual band name, the EP garnered around 1,500 downloads in its first week online. By the time the band took down the Mediafire link early the next year, The EP had collected over 10,000 downloads. In the summer of 2010, Evan P. Donohue decided to focus on his own music and left Diarrhea Planet. The band quickly adopted shredders Evan Bird and Emmett Miller, generating Diarrhea Planet’s most empowering line-up. The band shifted some of their focus from delinquent party rock to slightly more sophisticated songwriting and guitar theatrics that will make every living guitar hero cry out of joy and/or despair. After this change-up, the band played an exhausting amount of local shows. They have opened for acts such as Wavves, Fucked Up, Jeff the Brotherhood, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Defiance OH, Jacuzzi Boys, The Spits, and The Coathangers. They have also played a variety of basements, warehouses, frat bars, and dorm rooms. The overwhelming volume and sheer brutality of their live onslaught satiates those who crave power and thunder, while the meek grovel on the beer-soaked floor. The wall of heavy riffage and intricate shredding infuses audiences with enough electrical energy to stave off sleep for the rest of the weekend. Despite their leanings towards punk and heavy metal, Diarrhea Planet swears by the Bible of pop. With a distinct emphasis on vocal hooks and harmonies, their shows often morph into massive, drunken sing-alongs.

CONFIRMED! 8.25
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DIARRHEA PLANET (Infinity Cat Records, Nashville)

FACEBOOK

THE SO SO GLOS
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+ more TBA

$8 admission
get tickets HERE


P4K

ROLLING STONE

STEREOGUM VIDEO

Diarrhea Planet is a six-piece rock and roll band from Nashville, TN. Their sound has often been described as The Ramones holding Van Halen hostage with an arsenal of fireworks and explosives. Diarrhea Planet’s four guitarists provide enough riffs to make Jack Black squeal like a schoolgirl, while lead singer Hodan delivers enough hooks to straighten the curl out of Justin Timberlake’s hair. In a world of unintelligible lo-fi recording, reverb drenched vocals, and tuneless guitars, Diarrhea Planet aims to put the backbone back into rock and roll.

The band initially formed in the Spring of 2009 with drummer Casey, and two guitarists Jordan Smith and Evan P. Donohue. That fall the band decided to flesh out their sound with bass and a third guitar, adding Mike Boyle and Brent Toler. They self-released the five song EP, Aloha, in November. The album sounded like a mix between an uncontrollable college party and a gut-wrenching Tae Bo workout. With the Mediafire link popping up on a variety of blogs, Aloha became a sleeper online sensation. Perhaps due to the unusual band name, the EP garnered around 1,500 downloads in its first week online. By the time the band took down the Mediafire link early the next year, The EP had collected over 10,000 downloads.

In the summer of 2010, Evan P. Donohue decided to focus on his own music and left Diarrhea Planet. The band quickly adopted shredders Evan Bird and Emmett Miller, generating Diarrhea Planet’s most empowering line-up. The band shifted some of their focus from delinquent party rock to slightly more sophisticated songwriting and guitar theatrics that will make every living guitar hero cry out of joy and/or despair. After this change-up, the band played an exhausting amount of local shows. They have opened for acts such as Wavves, Fucked Up, Jeff the Brotherhood, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Defiance OH, Jacuzzi Boys, The Spits, and The Coathangers. They have also played a variety of basements, warehouses, frat bars, and dorm rooms. The overwhelming volume and sheer brutality of their live onslaught satiates those who crave power and thunder, while the meek grovel on the beer-soaked floor. The wall of heavy riffage and intricate shredding infuses audiences with enough electrical energy to stave off sleep for the rest of the weekend. Despite their leanings towards punk and heavy metal, Diarrhea Planet swears by the Bible of pop. With a distinct emphasis on vocal hooks and harmonies, their shows often morph into massive, drunken sing-alongs.

Also playing tonight! This show is gonna rule

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Flyer by Mike Riley, click to RSVP!!

Flyer by Mike Riley, click to RSVP!!

CONFIRMED! 4.14
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DIARRHEA PLANET (Infinity Cat Records)FB TENEMENT (WI fuzzed out pop punk)BANDCAMP PAPER DRAGONS (Baltimore punx)BANDCAMP + someone djing (Are You That Somebody?) Presented by Unregistered Nurse & Savage Booking $7/ 10pm

CONFIRMED! 4.14

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DIARRHEA PLANET (Infinity Cat Records)
FB

TENEMENT (WI fuzzed out pop punk)
BANDCAMP

PAPER DRAGONS (Baltimore punx)
BANDCAMP

+ someone djing (Are You That Somebody?)

Presented by Unregistered Nurse & Savage Booking
$7/ 10pm

CONFIRMED!! 12.16
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// U+N & Savage Booking present// DIARRHEA PLANET  (Nashville/ Infinity Cat Records)FACEBOOK THE MATRIMONIALS (Bmore)FACEBOOK +1 (??) 10pm/ $$FREE$$

CONFIRMED!! 12.16

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// U+N & Savage Booking present//

DIARRHEA PLANET
(Nashville/ Infinity Cat Records)
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THE MATRIMONIALS
(Bmore)
FACEBOOK

+1
(??)

10pm/ $$FREE$$

TONITE, 10pm at Golden West w Matrimonials & Gutterhooks! Let’s Party!!

CONFIRMED! 7.14
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presented by Adam Savage + Unregistered Nurse DIARRHEA PLANET (Nashville TN, Infinity Cat Records)FACEBOOK GRASS GIRAFFES (Athens GA)FACEBOOK + More TBA! $7.00 Admission 10 PM get tix http://sonartoo.thundertix.com/orders/new?performance_id=348751 “Shred till you’re dead, or go to hell.” - Diarrhea Planet “Diarrhea Planet is a six-piece rock and roll band from Nashville, TN. Their sound has often been described as The Ramones holding Van Halen hostage with an arsenal of fireworks and explosives. Diarrhea Planet’s four guitarists provide enough riffs to make Jack Black squeal like a schoolgirl, while lead singer Hodan delivers enough hooks to straighten the curl out of Justin Timberlake’s hair. In a world of unintelligible lo-fi recording, reverb drenched vocals, and tuneless guitars, Diarrhea Planet aims to put the backbone back into rock and roll.” (There was more to this bio, but I mean, what else do you need to know?)

CONFIRMED! 7.14

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presented by Adam Savage + Unregistered Nurse

DIARRHEA PLANET (Nashville TN, Infinity Cat Records)
FACEBOOK

GRASS GIRAFFES (Athens GA)
FACEBOOK

+ More TBA!

$7.00 Admission
10 PM

get tix http://sonartoo.thundertix.com/orders/new?performance_id=348751

“Shred till you’re dead, or go to hell.” - Diarrhea Planet

“Diarrhea Planet is a six-piece rock and roll band from Nashville, TN. Their sound has often been described as The Ramones holding Van Halen hostage with an arsenal of fireworks and explosives. Diarrhea Planet’s four guitarists provide enough riffs to make Jack Black squeal like a schoolgirl, while lead singer Hodan delivers enough hooks to straighten the curl out of Justin Timberlake’s hair. In a world of unintelligible lo-fi recording, reverb drenched vocals, and tuneless guitars, Diarrhea Planet aims to put the backbone back into rock and roll.” (There was more to this bio, but I mean, what else do you need to know?)

Flier by Sara Tomko, click to RSVP!

Flier by Sara Tomko, click to RSVP!

Diarrhea Planet have been added to the FREE Jacuzzi Boys/ Barbecutie show 10/24 at Talking Head. 

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