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4.18 Metro Gallery
Loop
The Flying Eyes
Jowe Head (Swell Maps/ Television Personalities)

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4.19 Gold Bar
RECORD STORE DAY SHOW!
Presented by Celebrated Summer Records & Unregistered Nurse

Old Lines
Criminal Code
WARXGAMES

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4.24 Gold Bar
Ravagers
Games
Slow Jerks

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4.25 Gold Bar
The Death Set EP Release
The Sneaks
Wax Witches
Judge Mental

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5.2 at Gold Bar & the Crown
Uunregistered Nurse & W33ddog 666 presents

TWO ROOM SHOW

The Skull Defekts
Asa Osbourne
Horse Lords
Microkingdom
Multicult
Wume

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5.3 Ottobar
The Men
Nude Beach
The Convocation
Deletions


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5.21 Charm City Art Space
Titus Andronicus
Baked
Pure Junk

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5.24 Ottobar
SOUTHPAW RECORDS 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY


with
Reigning Sound
Sam Coffey and the Iron Lungs
Advlts

DJs
The Thing With Two Heads & Robbie Fearless of Save Your Soul
+ more!!!

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5.30 Gold Bar
Yi
Lowered Expectations (1st show! Mem. Wildhoney/ Wet Brain)
The Deads
Bummers Eve

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5.31 Gold Bar
Coming Soon!


6.7& 6.8 the Crown, the Gold Bar & Wind Up Space
LADYFEST BALTIMORE
Two days of bands women/ feminist bands
a not-for-profit fest
to benefit House of Ruth Maryland

Amanda X
Big Mouth (Bmore)
Coup Savage and the Snips (DC)
Creepoid (Philly)
Crimson Wave (Bmore)
Dasher (Atlanta)
Fainting Spells
Glittoris (Bmore)
Jail Solidarity
Lizz King (Bmore)
Mr. Moccasin (Bmore)
Puff Pieces (DC)
Sexgender (Bmore)
Shady Hawkins (NY)
Trophy Wife (Philly)
Wet Brain (Bmore)
Whorepaint (NY)
and more, TBA

Plus daytime workshops, and a market of women-made goods

6.13 Gold Bar
Sick Thoughts
Ar-Kaics
Mr. Elevator and the Brain Hotel
Flesh Woulds
Wet Brain

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CONFIRMED! 10/24
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**FREE SHOW!!!!!**JACUZZI BOYS (Hardly Art Records/ Hozac/ Florida’s Dying, Miami… MYSPACE)
with guests TBAat The Talking Head at Sonar All ages// 10:30pm// free$The  Jacuzzi Boys are guitarist/vocalist Gabriel Alcala, drummer Diego  Monasterios, and bassist Danny Gonzalez, three dudes from South Florida,  bright as neon and fun as hell. After forming the band in 2007 and  accruing a handful of 45s, the group released the LP No Seasons on  Florida’s Dying (located in nearby Orlando, FL) in 2009. Now, in 2011,  we have Glazin’ – their second full-length, and the first for Hardly  Art.…Crisp hand claps, tambourine shake, zip gun guitar and  sneaky lazer keys are all here, alongside rolling bass lines, the  sharp-snap drums of the unshakable Jacuzzi Boys’ sound, and Alcala’s  cool, breezy vocals winding through it all. The trio offers up 10 new  tracks of outré power pop, occasionally roaming into surf territory  (“Lebras and Zebras”) as well as some heavy metallic glitter (“Silver  Sphere”). Despite having been recorded in Michigan, nearly every track  on Glazin’ circles back to Miami through love ditties about crushing and  glazin’, big anthems dedicated to waiting on a bus, and miniature neon  glam rock opuses about a death dream and erections.While it  conjures images both sweet and sexual, those looking for specific  meaning within the term “glazin’” will be disappointed. When pressed for  details, the band confirmed that there is no concrete definition for  the word. Alcala made it up, and the band instantly knew what he meant  by it. It could be a state of mind, it could be a way of life, it could  be about sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. However it is meant to be taken,  with any luck, Glazin’ will soon become synonymous with Miami: “The Gun  Club and X are so L.A., and Television is so New York,” says Gonzalez.  “It’s such a part of what makes them who they are, you know? I always  wanted to have a band like that, birthed from its environment.”

CONFIRMED! 10/24

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**FREE SHOW!!!!!**


JACUZZI BOYS (Hardly Art Records/ Hozac/ Florida’s Dying, Miami… MYSPACE)


with guests TBA
at The Talking Head at Sonar


All ages// 10:30pm// free$



The Jacuzzi Boys are guitarist/vocalist Gabriel Alcala, drummer Diego Monasterios, and bassist Danny Gonzalez, three dudes from South Florida, bright as neon and fun as hell. After forming the band in 2007 and accruing a handful of 45s, the group released the LP No Seasons on Florida’s Dying (located in nearby Orlando, FL) in 2009. Now, in 2011, we have Glazin’ – their second full-length, and the first for Hardly Art.

Crisp hand claps, tambourine shake, zip gun guitar and sneaky lazer keys are all here, alongside rolling bass lines, the sharp-snap drums of the unshakable Jacuzzi Boys’ sound, and Alcala’s cool, breezy vocals winding through it all. The trio offers up 10 new tracks of outré power pop, occasionally roaming into surf territory (“Lebras and Zebras”) as well as some heavy metallic glitter (“Silver Sphere”). Despite having been recorded in Michigan, nearly every track on Glazin’ circles back to Miami through love ditties about crushing and glazin’, big anthems dedicated to waiting on a bus, and miniature neon glam rock opuses about a death dream and erections.

While it conjures images both sweet and sexual, those looking for specific meaning within the term “glazin’” will be disappointed. When pressed for details, the band confirmed that there is no concrete definition for the word. Alcala made it up, and the band instantly knew what he meant by it. It could be a state of mind, it could be a way of life, it could be about sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. However it is meant to be taken, with any luck, Glazin’ will soon become synonymous with Miami: “The Gun Club and X are so L.A., and Television is so New York,” says Gonzalez. “It’s such a part of what makes them who they are, you know? I always wanted to have a band like that, birthed from its environment.”

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CHECK OUT THIS RADIO SPOT MICKEY MADE FOR HIS SHOW AT THE GOLDEN WEST WITH NOBUNNY AND HOLLYWOOD!!!

Confirmed! 7/5

NOBUNNY (Goner/HoZac/Burger Records… FACEBOOK)

MICKEY (HoZac/FDH/ Florida’s Dying… MYSPACE)

+ TBA
$8// 10pm

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"Love Visions was no-friction, carbon copy rock ‘n roll: the sound of one man laying dynamite underneath his record collection. Nobunny (aka Justin Champlin) very audibly had a blast on his first full-length album, and its follow-up, First Blood, is another woozy hailstorm of highly-charged shit-kicking fun. Listen: sticks just don’t exist in this crazy man’s universe, OK? First Blood is all carrot, all the time. Every song boils down to a hard knuckle-sandwich of rock fanaticism and cannoning hooks, and every song is powered through by the type of nineteen to the dozen, probably ill delivery that you can’t fake without a rabbit mask. First Blood is the real deal, once again: outdated, ludicrous and always dumb, puerile and entertaining. And yes, if you’re asking, dude is still wearing that fucking frightening bunny mask."… (full review HERE)

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Confirmed! 3/16 — Last Minute Show

WEEKENDS
http://www.myspace.com/weekendstheband

COP CITY/ CHILL PILLARS (Florida’s Dying )
http://www.myspace.com/chillpillars

PARTIAL PEOPLE (FL.)
http://concernedrelatives.blogspot.com

WITCH HAT
http://www.myspace.com/witchhat

WEDS- 3/16 - GOLDEN WEST

"Copy City/Chill Pillars are a band based out of Lake Worth, Florida. The only distributor carrying the CCCP "Weird Love" 7" brands these songs of fuzzed out, reverb heavy post-punk as "psychedelia" and "headachey." This seems accurate. Each song has its share of effect-laden guitar that tends to ride atop a heavy back beat, but this isn’t exactly "China Cat Sunflower." CJ’s vocals are slightly monotone and high in pitch and provide a cool balance to the underlying thunk of the song. This band is absolutely recommended by me. There songs are perfect for waste-y punk moods and endless summer sun days a like." -icoulddietommorow

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